12/28/2022 0 Comments Reviews of 50 shades of grey![]() He shouldn’t be blackmailing her with their relationship to get to whip her. At one point she literally asks, “What do I get out of it?” And Christian Grey goes, “Me.” That is not the correct answer at all! At that point he should have sat her down and said, “Oh, this is actually supposed to be pleasurable for both parties, and we should talk about things that turn you on in order to make this satisfying all around.” Sex shouldn’t be a thing she has to endure in order to spend time with him. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY the movie - like the best-selling erotic novel its based on - is a simple story: Virginal college senior Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) must step in for her journalism major roommate, Kate, to interview 27-year-old billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan), whos immediately taken with the soft-spoken brunette. BDSM isn’t a sacrifice that she should be making for free cars. If it doesn’t turn Anastasia on, she shouldn’t do it. BDSM is about finding people who are turned on by power and domination and pairing them with people who are turned on by obedience and pain. But… people are turned on by submission too. If his driver bought new clothes for her, how the hell would he have known what size she is? Did Christian make his driver examine the labels on the insides of a strange girl’s vomit-encrusted clothes?įifty Shades of Grey also has this weird perspective where they see the submissive side of BDSM as total martyrdom, letting yourself be hurt to bring the other person pleasure. And how is breaking into her home to steal some clothes any easier than washing the clothes that had vomit on them? They’re in a hotel they probably have a laundry service, or Christian is rich enough to send it out special. How did Christian’s driver get in her house? Did her roommate let in a strange man she had never seen before who said he wanted to take some clothes? What the hell. Did you have your college dorm on your driver’s license? No. A few questions here: first, the undressing-yeesh, right? But also, did the driver go pick up clothes Ana already owns from her house? How would he know where Anastasia lives? She’s a college student who’s moving out of her presumable student housing after graduation, so it’s not like it would be on her driver’s license. 50 Nerds of Grey is the 50 Shades parody that we all deserve Disney opts for Fifty Shades of Grey writer to pen live-action Cruella de Vil movie Fifty Shades of Grey sequel, Fifty Shades Darker. And Christian also sends his driver to get more clothes for her since she vomited on her outfit from last night. Ladies and gay men! They’ve heard your cries and doubled down on a shirtless Dornan.So Ana goes out to a bar with her friends, gets very drunk, and drunkenly calls Christian who picks her up and brings her back to his hotel to sleep it off (he also changed her into pajamas which feels excessively wrong). "The filmmakers have at least given us more camp to laugh at in this chapter. Sex is fun! Romance is sweet! And not every slap needs to leave a mark. Still, they’re both hampered by ( Fifty Shades creator E.L.) James' nonsensical dialogue, as Dornan is stuck saying things like, 'I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank you.' Worst of all, Darker commits what might be the most punishable offense: just being boring." IndieWireįifty Shades Darker is at its best when leaning towards the light, embracing its unabashedly sillier elements and letting its stars off the chain (or the rope, or the leash, or whatever handsome but foreboding leather-made object can be found in Christian’s Red Room of Pain). Johnson gets to have a little more fun, actually cracking jokes and acknowledging the humor in some of Christian’s more ridiculous requests. "Poor Dornan still isn’t given much to work with, except this time, his abs are a little more defined and he’s grown some stubble to show just how heartbroken he’s been without Ana in his life. ![]() She's committed, and seems far smarter than the material." Entertainment Weekly At first, her shrinking violet act is irritating, the human embodiment of a Buzzfeed introvert listicle, until you realize that her flushed and whispery routine is part of a whole thing. Johnson's subversive and sly knowingness is what makes her performance deceptively great. Star Dakota Johnson definitely seems to be. "While decidedly not a comedy, there are times when you have to wonder if the film is in on the joke.
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